{Just the Boys!}

I wanted to preserve this chat log since it is one of the funniest one Ive had…
I’m not sure if its one of those things where you have to be there to find it amusing but anyways…

Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i reckon
simon says:
heh, didn’t know about that one
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
what ping?
Infusion says:
well, i didn’t want to give the customer my real email.. or adslanus
sime says:
i wonder if [email protected] is taken
simon says:
prolly
Infusion says:
check now
sime says:
well it needs to be given to paul
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
what would you like me to tracert
Infusion says:
www.telstra.com.au and www.google.com
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
k
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
fuck its bad
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
500ms+
Infusion says:
i also had [email protected] for a while
Infusion says:
email it so i can see where the slowdown is occuring
sime says:
to custserv or paultd?
Infusion says:
paultd
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
everywhere except to my router
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
should be [email protected]
Infusion says:
there already it
Infusion says:
kiran added that
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i wonder if a customer thinks youre pulling their leg if you gave them that
simon says:
heh
sime says:
lol
simon says:
what happened to [email protected]?
Infusion says:
i gave it to allan
simon says:
why?
Infusion says:
why not?
simon says:
good point
simon says:
heh
sime says:
did i tell you guys about the random from melb office emailling me?
Infusion says:
michael doodee?
simon says:
nah, he’s long gone
Infusion says:
yeah, that’s why he’s random now
Infusion says:
non-tpg employees are random
simon says:
I think you showed me the email
Infusion says:
what about the email?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
bbs
sime says:
oh
sime says:
the receptionist from melb office zaida emailled me by accident one day
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
speeds are better now on te PPP settings
sime says:
and then sent one apologizing for it, to which i replied thats ok
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
hook it up
sime says:
then she started emailling me regurlalry
sime says:
like 2-3 an hour
sime says:
getting annoying…
Infusion says:
ohhh.. like scherrie
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
sent
sime says:
scherrie?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
mon scherrie
Infusion says:
yeah, the WA internet manager scherrie always emails me
simon says:
yeah, but the difference is paul loves getting emails from her
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
sime says:
lol
Infusion says:
i do, we have an affair going
simon says:
heh
sime says:
hahha
Infusion says:
she’s coming to sydney to buy me drinks
Infusion says:
because i help her
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
a customers gf gave me her mobile # and email
simon says:
don’t even know what she looks like….
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
but shes in ACT
sime says:
anyway she ends up sending me all of these pics of herself
simon says:

Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
nekid?
Infusion says:
LOL
simon says:
hehehe
sime says:
no
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
bullshit
Infusion says:
by mistake?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
they were ay
sime says:
i was a little freaked out by this
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
see they were nekid
sime says:
no for real.. she said guess which one is me?
sime says:
like i give a shit
simon says:

Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
the nekid one
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
sime says:
anyway.. so on tuesday i am not in at work.. she fucking sms’d me
sime says:
she got my mobile number from intranet and sms’d me
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
how did she get your number
Infusion says:
how did she get your mobile?
Infusion says:
mobile?
simon says:
wtf
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
simon says:
your mobile??
sime says:
alarm bells started ringing…
sime says:
my mobile
simon says:
errrr…
sime says:
yeah.. she asked me why i wasnt in that day at work.. i replied to her saying i dont work tuesdays.. and then she sms’d me 2 more times
Infusion says:
that’s pretty fuck.. so, when you gonna meet up with her?
Infusion says:
ed
sime says:
i ignored both
sime says:
and all her emails today
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
well know when hes not at work for a few days
sime says:
effectively shut her down
simon says:
jesus christ…..
sime says:
hahahah] sime says:
how random is that??
simon says:
you can’t be serious
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
go virgin blue
Infusion says:
atleast you pwned the random
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
they have good deeals to wa
sime says:
my random is in melbourne
simon says:
is she in intranet?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
you guys have groupies
sime says:
no pic but yeah she is intranet
Infusion says:
flooding you with emails, that’s okay.. but smsing.. she crossed the line there
simon says:
damn, can’t tell if she’s hawt….
sime says:
yeah definately
sime says:
i have pics.. she isnt
simon says:
heh
Infusion says:
forward us the pics
sime says:
i deleted
simon says:
damn
Infusion says:
ohh man
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
its in his drawers
simon says:
now we just have to get pictures of scherrie for phat dong
sime says:
ill email her back asking her to re-send pics… i have to show the boys how ugly you are
simon says:
heh
Infusion says:
byran, i’m not too keen after this story
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
dont you have a gf?
sime says:
keen for what.. scherrie?
Infusion says:
yeah
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
thats good then
sime says:
you were keen at one stage?
simon says:
I dunno, I just have a mental image of a huge bitch….like in shallow Hal
Infusion says:
tpg doesn’t have a good history with hot girls.. and if they do, soo drives them away
sime says:
lol
sime says:
we have some hotties
simon says:
like?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
ive never seen one?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
please tell me where
sime says:
cmon they arent that ugly
Infusion says:
sime, i’m not keen.. me and byran have this running joke because she bugs me all the time
sime says:
sure sure
sime says:
your totally keen
sime says:
your mustard
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i didnt say theyre ugly
Infusion says:
ALRIGHT, I AM DAMNIT
simon says:
heh
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
u said hotties
sime says:
sarah is a hottie
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
the truth
Infusion says:
i’m gonna ask to relocate to WA
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
will set you free
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
shall i keep this chat log
Infusion says:
i don’t like sarah, way too moody to be hot
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
for future reference
simon says:
*copies and pastes chat log*
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
sime says:
i said she was hot.. nothing about her personality
simon says:
*emails to sarah*
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
[email protected]
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
sime says:
hahaha… she will think i am you
Infusion says:
to me, its all about inner beauty
simon says:
heh
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
simon says:
oh yeah….crap
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
thats the boggest bullshit ive heard
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
biggest
sime says:
are you saying that your girlfriend is ugly?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
LOL
Infusion says:
extremely
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
LOL
Infusion says:
but she’s a good chat
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
ten points
sime says:
lol
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
to both of you
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
and shes a gamer
Infusion says:
i mean, i’d ICQ her any day
sime says:
lol!!
Infusion says:
LOL
simon says:
bwahaha
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
shes going out with phat dong after all
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
you gotta give credit
sime says:
paul is obsessed with karen D anyway
simon says:
[email protected]
sime says:
wants to bone her nadcore
sime says:
*badcore
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lOL
Infusion says:
LOL
simon says:
yeah especially when she puts her leg on his desk….phwoooar
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
im laughing my head off
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
and my brothers
Infusion says:
LOL
sime says:
she gives him a phat dong!
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
prolly thinking
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
wtf
Infusion says:
LOL
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
have to keep this chat log
sime says:
good ol’ snail tooth!
Infusion says:
i couldn’t believe she moved away from me.. i’m so cut
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
sime says:
hahahha
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
she lives in fairfield
simon says:
how convenient
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
there is a new asian girl
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
whats her name?
sime says:
the one that wore trakkies today?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
not the chick who dropped a complaint customer
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i dont know what her name is
Infusion says:
MOI
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
moi
simon says:
paul should know, he spent half the day helping her
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
LOL
sime says:
helping eh?
sime says:
oh the chick in accounts is hot
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
HELP MOI
simon says:
did you get returns on that investment paul?
sime says:
hahhaa
Infusion says:
which asian? the old one, or the older one?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
oh yeah shes not bad
simon says:
old one
simon says:
oh wait
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
the blonde one
simon says:
older one
sime says:
yeah
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
yeah
simon says:
allan has dibs on her
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
shes nice
sime says:
ill cut his grass if i have to at the xmas party
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
as in nice friendly nice
sime says:
lol
Infusion says:
accounts? twig legs?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
its not that bad
sime says:
oh fuck you have high standards paul.. i mean for a guy as ugly as you
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
LOL
simon says:
lol
Infusion says:
LOL
simon says:
nothing compares to scherrie
Infusion says:
its to compensate
sime says:
mon scerrie!!
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
takes the focus away from him
Infusion says:
yeah, well, i have my scherrie, and she sets the bar pretty high
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
in public
sime says:
haha
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
what about anna banana
sime says:
anna was hot.. she left tho
Infusion says:
saw her saturday night at a bar
simon says:
she’d be hot if you could keep her fuckin mouth shut………..
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
if she wasnt so freakin immature
sime says:
hahahah you could say that about any girl
Infusion says:
you know what? i think i offended the older asian lady today..
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
we need more of those
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
how?
Infusion says:
she said ‘paul’ and i replied with.. ‘you sound like my mother’
simon says:
heh
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
LOL
simon says:
oops
sime says:
its better saying it at work than in bed
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
sugar mummy you should have said
Infusion says:
and i thought.. ‘ohh shit’, how do i recover from this? so i just helped her out mor
simon says:
heh, no wonder you were so keen
sime says:
ol
Infusion says:
yeah, it was pretty rude
simon says:
she prolly thought it was a weird pickup line
Infusion says:
mate, but brendon..
Infusion says:
that guy’s on crack..
Infusion says:
atleast
simon says:
he’s just scattered
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
he came over to me this arvo
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
with a huge stack of folding
sime says:
which one is brendon?
Infusion says:
the asian one
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
and started folding it there while he was tellling me about his complaint customer
sime says:
lol
sime says:
cant leave it at his desk
sime says:
takes it to mac centre with him during lunch
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
nah man someone might pinch it
Infusion says:
he comes up to me.. asks the most random questions.. and then replies to them himself completely wrong and out of context
sime says:
eg
Infusion says:
you think.. is there someone else here besides me and you?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
he sent me an email last night
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
andasked me to add him to my msn
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i thought
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
where the fuck did come from
Infusion says:
ron, he asked me for your MSN, i said i didn’t have it and you’ll have to email ron
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i see him like once a week
simon says:
heh
sime says:
i dont know which one he is
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
asian
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
wears glasses
sime says:
they all look the same
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i think
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
oh wait thats me
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:

Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
the guy in the green jumper
sime says:
with the slicked forward hair?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
nah thats kevin
sime says:
ok
Infusion says:
Brendon – hey paul, can you check this rego for me? ohh that’s right, he doesn’t have an optus line, can you find this plan change for me
sime says:
lol
simon says:
heh
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
simon says:
I just ignore people…half the time they give up and ask paul instead
Infusion says:
and i say, sorry, ‘dialup only’
sime says:
i just pretend im real busy and they ask ron and seb
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i”m just speechless
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
wait
sime says:
hmmm
sime says:
im going to bed
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
our cs applicants should at least look like
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
this
sime says:
i have to work on an assignment all day tomorrow
simon says:
least you don’t have to work
sime says:
hmmmm
sime says:
i dont know which one is better
sime says:
like what ron?
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
wait
Infusion says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/diaper.jpg
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
nah notlike that
Infusion says:
like this? http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/adv.jpg
simon says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/fag.jpg
Infusion says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/Redneck_Games.jpg
simon says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/barbie_in_a_turban.jpg wtf???
sime says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/about.html
sime says:
lol ” I hope i pass this unit!!
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
http://209.67.220.122/~icontact/applicants/
Infusion says:
LOL
sime says:
hahah nice
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
thats what im talking about
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:

sime says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/childabuse.jpg
sime says:
that one is gold
Infusion says:
LOL
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
sime says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/elementaryhunk.jpg
sime says:
that one is great
Infusion says:
LOL
Infusion says:
LOL!
Infusion says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/image_13483.jpg
sime says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/image_13483.jpg
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
lol
Infusion says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/p12.jpg
Infusion says:
check out the look a likes
Infusion says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/up-gender-00023.jpg
sime says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/p9.jpg
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
http://209.67.220.122/~icontact/applicants/2.jpg ill sit next to that instead of simon
Infusion says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/cool/yourahomo2.gif
Infusion says:
LOL
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
someone sent me the most fucked up link
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i couldnt do it to you guys
sime says:
send it
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
nah..fuck that
simon says:
fucked up in what way?
sime says:
send it
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
as in fucked up totally gay wrong
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
i will need therapy
Infusion says:
have you guys checked these out? http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/britney/
Infusion says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/britney/img_lg_grow_03.jpg
Infusion says:
sit next to this
sime says:
i saw those.. she loooks goood
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
heheh
Infusion says:
http://homepages.ihug.com.au/~pauld/
Infusion says:
click on lam.bmp
sime says:
i saw that.., whats that?
Infusion says:
Lam is my girlfriend’s name
Infusion says:
LOL
sime says:
who did it?
simon says:
heh
Infusion says:
me
simon says:
that’s funny
Infusion says:
LOL
sime says:
you suck
sime says:
loser
sime says:
im going to bed
Infusion says:
that was her 21st bday present
sime says:
hahahha you tight ass
sime says:
ill see you boys on fri
sime says:
laters

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Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
im going too
Ron – .:Version 4 ID – Evolution:. says:
too mcuh excitement for me
Infusion says:
seeya

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